How about spicing up your garden with some cheeky elements that are too much to ignore? These boobs in the garden ideas are all you need!
Make your garden the talk of the town – for all the ‘busty’ reasons, and let your visitors do the guesswork!
Boobs in the Garden Ideas
1. Let Mushrooms Play Their Part
With warts positioned just right, these puffballs will surely give your garden that risqué touch. If you are wondering about this surprising species—that’s the Lycoperdon perlatum mushroom!
2. Grow some Boobie Cactus in Pots
Because nothing says ‘quirky garden’ like a cactus shaped suspiciously like a pair of boobs. They’re prickly, they’re sassy, and they will proudly sit in your garden once you apply these tips!
3. Let the Pumpkins Hang Like Boobies
Do you still believe pumpkins are just Halloween props? Well, these hanging wonders will have you doing a double-take for sure!
4. Crochet a Boob Planter for Your Plants
Get those knitting needles out and craft some bold and beautiful boob-shaped planters for your green mates!
5. Or Get a Ceramic One from the Store
Crocheting seems too much? Get some glossy ceramics from that crafty store you’ve been eyeing for ages!
6. Pot Covers Work Well, Too
And if full-on planters are messy to handle, slap a boob-themed pot cover on. Somewhat unnecessary but amusingly appropriate!
7. Get a Pair of Them!
Why stop at one when you can have a pair? A pair of these quirky additions will not only double the fun but also keep your garden symmetrically entertained.
8. Opt for some Quirky Plant Hangers
Not just pots but hanging planters can steal the show, too! We’re talking hangers that scream, ‘I’m not your grandma’s garden decor,’ unless it was ridiculously cool.
9. Get a Planter with Subtle Quirky Designs
Sometimes, the devil is in the details! A planter with just a hint of quirk might make guests double-take and wonder, “Am I really seeing what I think I’m seeing?”
10. Mushrooms Always Do the Trick
Yet again, mushrooms can be really quirky—versatile, funny, and they keep popping up like… well, mushrooms!
11. Go Creative with the Planter
How about a planter shaped like a torso, complete with curves? Take your bold choice a step further with a planter that’s both bold and amusing!
12. Knit Wooly Pot Covers
Woolly pot covers can be even more appropriate, mimicking the softness and contours of boobs and capturing the essence of this playful theme.
13. Grow Some Boobie Macrame Hangers
Macrames are not just for the hippies but can justify a boobie theme too well, as long as you know how to knit it just right!
14. Greenify a Mannequin
Why not turn a mannequin into the ultimate tribute to the female form and nature? Grow some lush vines or ferns and let the curves complete the theme
